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Chuck Norris Jokes

Post  Admin on Sun Dec 26, 2010 6:51 pm

>Chuck Norris calls his push-ups Earth-downs.
>Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
>Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
>Chuck Norris can run over people with a parked car.
>Chuck Norris can win a Formula 1 race. On foot.
>Chuck Norris has counted to infinite. Twice.
>Chuck Norris makes Mr. T look like Justin Bieber.
>Chuck Norris once went to Mars, and that's the reason why there are no signs of life.

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